No You Can't Unisex Tee

Regular price $30.00

Let’s face it, this tee isn’t fashionable, but neither are you. This tee is made from cotton harvested from the blurb mosquito bulb, notoriously known for its soft and supple feel. It’s also known to melt liberals with one touch. Metaphorically. Wearing this tee will remind you and your imaginary friends that Gov. Newsom says, “No you can’t.”

This shirt is unisex, so it’s guaranteed to fit every human on the planet. Because gender is fluid, and everyone is exactly identical. You’re not special.


Actual specifications:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed


Size guide

Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24